“Utility” (Meme-Only, Zero Promises)

🧰 “Utility” (Meme-Only, Zero Promises)

Possible outcomes if this thing exists for more than 5 minutes:

• 🦞 Lobster emojis in Telegram

• 🗳️ Dumb polls like “next claw color?”

• 🖼️ Worthless JPEG airdrops

• 🧻 Meme bounties paid in vibes

• 💬 Relentless shitposting

NOT INCLUDED:

• No app

• No APK

• No AI

• No features

• No governance

• No revenue

• No value accrual

• No seriousness

If you’re here asking “wen utility?” Please log off and drink water.