00“Utility” (Meme-Only, Zero Promises)

🧰 “Utility” (Meme-Only, Zero Promises)

Possible outcomes if this thing exists for more than 5 minutes:

  • 🦞 Lobster emojis in Telegram

  • 🗳️ Dumb polls like “next claw color?”

  • 🖼️ Worthless JPEG airdrops

  • 🧻 Meme bounties paid in vibes

  • 💬 Relentless shitposting

NOT INCLUDED:

  • No app

  • No APK

  • No AI

  • No features

  • No governance

  • No revenue

  • No value accrual

  • No seriousness

If you’re here asking “wen utility?” Please log off and drink water.

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